"Your big brother taste like batteries and watermelon warheads."
Sun and Moon looked up from their respective activities, seeing the human closing the door behind her as she left as quickly as she had arrived.
"Wait, what?!" Sun exclaimed, sharing a glance with Moon before they both hopped up and chased after her. Sun jumped in front of her, Moon coming up from behind as they essentially trapped her.
"What do you mean?!" Sun exclaimed, hands hovering over her shoulders but not actually touching her.
She yawned into her hand, looking tired as she drawled, "The cocksucker entered my room while I was showering, then essentially jumpscared me by announcing his presence after I let my towel drop. Also, after pointing out some of my insecurities, he kissed me and left me stunned. At least he has the decency to lock the door behind him." She shrugged.
Sun and Moon stared at her blankly, both jesters' eyes wide.
"Wait, he entered your nest while you were cleaning yourself?" Moon gasped.
"And kissed you?!" Sun added in a slightly louder voice.
She nodded.
"Yup, see ya later." She said, putting her right hand to her head in a salute before she stepped around them.
"Where the fuck is Eclipse." Moon said in a slight growl, and both jesters went back into their room. They went to the guest room, and Moon opened the door angrily.
Eclipse looked up from polishing his gun, quirking a brow at the intrusion. "Heard of knocking?" He drawled, oiling some of the parts of his gun that littered his desk.
"You never enter a female's nest while she is grooming herself! Sun got a black eye the first time he tried it!" Moon exclaimed, and Sun nodded quickly.
Eclipse chuckled, smirking as he replied amused, "Oh yeah, when he was trying to talk to that badass human female. The... singer one with the tattoos and spiky hair."
"Why did you enter her room in the first place?!" Moon squawked, his nightcap-like appendage squirming.
"I did not appreciate that stunt she pulled. She gave me laxatives, the lemon kind, when she kissed me out of nowhere." Eclipse said, shrugging.
"She what." Sun and Moon both said at the same time, their jaws going slack.
"I found a visually pleasing rock set conveniently in the middle of the hallway, and then she came close, applying lip gloss and smiling all cutesy and innocent. She was silent, and she beckoned me closer with her finger. I thought she was going to say something in my ear, but then she grabbed my face and kissed me. It was only when the taste of lemon hit my taste buds did I realize what the little whore was doing." Eclipse explained with a shrug.
"Don't call her that!" Sun bristled.
Eclipse chuckled, smirking at Sun as he drawled, "Mmm, she's kissed all three of us, hasn't she? Gives me plenty reason to think she likes us."
Moon scoffed, crossing his arms as he replied, "Gives no reason to use such a word."
Eclipse shrugged, "True. Just a slip of the tongue. You know most women I have met out on the field can have that word applied. Though, I do have my doubts that could ever apply to her." Eclipse chuckled, smiling widely as he added, "I was a bit surprised to find out she is a bounty hunter. Didn't expect it, with how she acts and talks and such. But then again, she acts differently on the field."
Sun and Moon exchanged a glance, looking confused as Sun asked, "What do you mean?"
"She's different. She does something beforehand, and while on the job, she's serious. She doesn't smile unless it's pretend. She almost looks soulless when idle." Eclipse replied with a shrug.
Sun and Moon blinked, looking even more confused, but not speaking.
The room fell silent save for the sound of Eclipse cleaning his gun.
Sun and Moon's thoughts raced, trying to figure out what Eclipse meant.
They could ask Cadence later.